Wednesday, July 16, 2014

I Talk To You When You Can't Hear Me

So, like, this woman who was pretty old was driving and had someone in the seat next to her, both windows down which was stupid because it was raining horribly. Some man drove in front of her, doing about 5mph. She wasn't even moving, she was just in her car being old as shit.

Like any wanna be badass driver, she starts doing the YMCA with her hands and talking, leaning out the car, towards the SUV, with a driver that probably thought, "Oh, she's going to let me go because we have been sitting her and she has not moved." Either that or she died, so I might as well go anyway, because there is no point in staying here. Both possible options. This old woman is throwing a down right hissy hit, like every Denny's and Cracker Barrel in the area just went out of business along with prune juice and those double sided Ritz pretzel crackers.

It got really stupid really fast, more so because the person in the SUV did not even know she was throwing a fit, or if they did look back and see it, they obviously did not care and just went on with their day calmly. That's not where it gets to the, "Ok, this is just STUPID, part." This time I was completely to blame for the stupidity.

For a brief moment I wanted to roll down my window and scream out my window at her, "It happened, it's over now, the person cannot even see you doing this, and they don't care, you're not making a point, you're raving in your front seat, shut up and get over it, it wasn't even a big deal to begin with and I have anger issues, lady!"

I didn't do that. But I thought it. Which makes me twice as stupid. The world is wearing off on me.

Trying not to be stupid again today,
Alexis

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