What's a Computer and Murderous Bees

This is more realistic than you could possibly know, unless you've worked in the concrete jungle.

I seriously am NOT ok with exterminators if they don't collect the dead animals and take them with. Example, I don't feel very professional being a professional in a 'high class' place with dead roaches and moths. I watched on a show once that it's hard to kill spiders because they simply walk through the poison. I don't know what the policy is on bees and wasps, but living where I have lived my entire life, I would bet every man's left nut, bug killing maneuvers of the professional kind don't kill them.

It pisses them off.

Then every single one comes directly to my desk and pissed-ly torments every person who sits in front of me. Personally, seeing fifteen of these little effs a day is normal here, so why everyone freaks out over them, I don't know, but it sends them into a screaming, pointing fit, and they don't grasp that I lack the ability to care, because I can't magically fly around and make these creatures go away.

It also just floors me how people can never figure out what person is calling their name, and they look at you like you are playing dirty 'voice throwing' tricks on them. And even if you've worked in a field for five years, they can be oh so perfect at confusing you to the point that you have no idea what your job even is anymore.

Things I wish I could ask in an actual respectful manner, not to be a jerk, because I really need to know this and these people need to know how far off the grid they are living and trying to drag me, and I think would make my job easier and I could help them.

"Stop for a second, please. What the fuck are you talking about?"

Living in the coporate jungle since I graduated,
Alexis